Under G Sturvs ......
First of all, Lol at some peoples reasoning skills....you are dating a babe and also claim to be in LOVE wiv her. Her closest and LONGEST friend from childhood has a crush on you and you are fully aware..... instead of atleast letting your girl know, you decide to keep it to yourself even when you know your babe is a jealous one and d kinda babe that has *OPEN-EYE*. Well, u start liking her friend..lol in d process of not wanting to hurt your girl, you both decide to keep it "ON THE LOW"........you take dis babe to shop for a gift for ur girlfriends birthday and then decide to buy her stuff too, DID U THINK UR BABE WONT FIND OUT especially when ur d stingy type??? Anyhow, your babe being an UNDER G expert in the sense that she had been in a lot of relationships sha and had played her cards right all the time but in your case, she decided to keep it real, smh.....lol... O'well, she asked you guys separately and you denied it. just because she loved you too much, she sucked it up oh until ............dis friends best friend started liking you too ..... Now, they both like you .... obviously, one person will want you all to herself and apparently, FOWL NYASH GO OPEN...SHA.... Ur shawty has found out now and Yawa don gas, she has left u....You are welcome to the singles club and Sorry but No Sorry :P U have to start from d scratch and start Toasting again :P
.........~| dont do it with someone close because UR BABE GO CATCH U...If u cant Do Under G... Stick to Commitent or better still, REMAIN SINGLE|~....................
mistakes
I hit my head against the wall real hard.
It hurts but yet I do it again.
I bleed.
Injury heals.
I peel the healing wound thereby injuring myself sum more.
They say pain is pleasure. How true?
It hurts but yet I do it again.
I bleed.
Injury heals.
I peel the healing wound thereby injuring myself sum more.
They say pain is pleasure. How true?
THE VACUUM- in her own words...
Woke up in the morning and u were next to me
My day way definitely complete
Spent the whole day together;
-watched movies
-mini squabbles
-laughter here and dere
Sooo much fun,we lost track of the time
The PHONE CALL finally came
and you all up and left
I went on facebook, no-one to make me smile
I went on skype, no-one to call
Msn, stil no-one
Dere was no point goin on twitter,no followers but u
BBM was hopeless,u were my only contact
WITH ur depature came CLERITY
Without u, i am this huge vacuum of nothing- the loneliest person that ever lived
>>>>>>>HW DO I FILL UP "THE VACUUM" I HAVE BECOME?<<<<<<<<
Single... nah mehn Plural is better.
alright my people....
so me n my man dem wer having a talk and this sentence was made "last time I checked to be plural is better than single"
I went back home to think about it...
Is "plural" really better than "single"...
and i came to some conclusions
but before that i had to understand the sentence.
"plural is better than single"
that phrase doesn't say anything about being in a serious relationship... it basically says. having 2 or more runz at the same time is better than being single...
its funny how the world is changing and the relationship factor is leaving us small small...
note. i fall into the bad group for i agreed that plural is better than being single...
pls try n find more meaning to this post...
and hopefully we shall heal ourselves... grrrr
so i leave y'all with the question... is plural actually better than single... be honest..
so me n my man dem wer having a talk and this sentence was made "last time I checked to be plural is better than single"
I went back home to think about it...
Is "plural" really better than "single"...
and i came to some conclusions
but before that i had to understand the sentence.
"plural is better than single"
that phrase doesn't say anything about being in a serious relationship... it basically says. having 2 or more runz at the same time is better than being single...
its funny how the world is changing and the relationship factor is leaving us small small...
note. i fall into the bad group for i agreed that plural is better than being single...
pls try n find more meaning to this post...
and hopefully we shall heal ourselves... grrrr
so i leave y'all with the question... is plural actually better than single... be honest..
A Conversation With Fear
Alabi: What is this in my heart?
My legs can't move
my lips seem sealed shut
Even my brain seem to have shut down.
Now am thinking in my head, what shall I say. Then I say,
Alabi: Who is this?
Why are you blocking my way?
Fear: I am fear
and I am here to stay
Alabi: No way
you can't stay
this is an important phase
and you r stopping me from what i would love to embrace
Fear: Sorry this is my place
and my mission is to satop you from making mistakes
no matter what it takes
Alabi: Even if it means loosing my stakes?
Fear: well stakes could cost you your pride
Alabi: Thats a good point
But its pointless if you haven`t tried
Fear: Whats the point of trying
When you know ur chances are low
It`s just like playing a lottery
Alabi: I could be lucky you know
The stakes show good signs
Fear: Ya, they always do
till you lose
Alabi: Now that you said that
You leave me with 2 options
I either go play for the stakes
or i stay here and waste my break
Fear: Make your choice
Alabi: I go get my stakes
Fear: Remember your pride
Alabi: Fuck my pride
Damn, it`s already late
You casued this delay
Fear: I guess my job here is done
See you some other time
Alabi: I hate him
See what he`s done
Am sure he`ll be back again
Next time I`ll be ready
also written by = anonymous( meaning he doesnt want ppl to know it was him that wrote it)
important ones are bold...
THIS IS NOT ABOUT BEING HEARTLESS OR ANYTHING. ITS SIMPLE LOGIC… GIRLS EXPECT SO MUCH FROM BOIS. WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT BOYS WANT/THINK… found this list… and felt n feel girls should read and change where changes need 2 b made…
1. Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them.
3. Our favorite T-shirts are not “disgraceful.” They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.
4. Helpless is not cute.
5. Get to the point.
6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you “honestly), or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
7. You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
8. If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do?
9. Don’t expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn’t mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
10. We would not wear high heels to impress you.
11. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
12. For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
13. If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”
14. If you have to have a cat, at least don’t call him “Mister” anything.
15. Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
16. We need to vegetate.
17. We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
18. We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.
19. We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you.
20. When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don’t care if it’s not fair.
21. It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.
22. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
23. If it itches, it will be scratched.
24. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.
25. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
26. Don’t ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topiCs such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
27. Sundays equals sports. Period.
28. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
30. You have enough clothes.
31. You have too many shoes.
32. Crying is blackmail.
33. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
34. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
35. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.
36. We’re not mind readers and we never will be. OUr lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
37. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?
38. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
39. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
40. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
41. Check your oil.
42. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
43. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
44. It doesn’t matter which quiz.
45. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
46. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
47. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
48. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
49. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
50. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
51. If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
52. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
53. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
54. Ditto melon.
55. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.
2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we’re planning to dump you and jump them.
3. Our favorite T-shirts are not “disgraceful.” They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.
4. Helpless is not cute.
5. Get to the point.
6. Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you “honestly), or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
7. You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
8. If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier then me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do?
9. Don’t expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn’t mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
10. We would not wear high heels to impress you.
11. Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
12. For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It’s an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
13. If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”
14. If you have to have a cat, at least don’t call him “Mister” anything.
15. Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
16. We need to vegetate.
17. We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
18. We believe our bodily functions are perfectly normal and, at times, quite amusing.
19. We don’t believe you when you say money isn’t important to you.
20. When we see pictures of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones we feel proud and happy to be men. We don’t care if it’s not fair.
21. It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.
22. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down.
23. If it itches, it will be scratched.
24. If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.
25. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
26. Don’t ask us what were thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss topiCs such as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
27. Sundays equals sports. Period.
28. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
30. You have enough clothes.
31. You have too many shoes.
32. Crying is blackmail.
33. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
34. Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
35. No, we don’t know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar you know we check.
36. We’re not mind readers and we never will be. OUr lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
37. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair - out of 30 - would look good with your dress?
38. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
39. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
40. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
41. Check your oil.
42. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
43. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take any quiz together.
44. It doesn’t matter which quiz.
45. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
46. If you won’t dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like the soap opera guys.
47. If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
48. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
49. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
50. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
51. If you wear a Wonderbra and a low-cut blouse, you lose the right to complain about having your boobs stared at.
52. Our relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
53. Men see a limited number of colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
54. Ditto melon.
55. If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.
ones
the old "ones" pass...
the new "ones" come...
new "ones" become old...
the old "ones" become the one...
even when there is a new "ones"...
the thought of having more than one "ones" comes...
but a choice has to be made because no matter how the "english" can be said or how the truth can be manipulated to make sense, more than one, "ones" isnt one any more...
but i stay true to the one...
just me n my one...
we equal one...
KOMMYTILA HAS SPOKEN.
tired and frustrated
writing from a females view... i shall try to put myself in u pplz shoes
What else do you want...
I tried to change for you...
But i guess I am not enough for you...
after "catching you in a lie"
u still wont confess...
what kinda guy ar you
we never use condoms, so why do u have packs in your car?
I hav given you all a woman can offer...
mor than a wife can give her husband and I am not 18 yet.
"FRANK, FRANK, FRAAAAAAAAANNNNNKKKK"
what more do u want... look at me...what exactly do u want...
is it breast... touch...
is it pui pui... enter...
what what what Frank... talk to me...
I love you and u constantly hurt me...
but this time i cant take it anymore...
I have over cried... i have had 'n' bought so much ice cream that my bank account is crying.
FRANK EGIOUGU, I gave u my heart...
and u boiled it, spiced it up... sliced it and used it 2 make stew...
I shall go my own way... and i know you will never find anyone close to me.. wait my shadow sef.
right now... i wanna hurt you so bad. but I STILL LOVE YOU. and its hard to let you go.
frank i wish u goodluck in everything u do.
i shall condone this hurt no more...
buyakasha... shett I am talented,
I AM BRIGHT
NOT A POST... JUST #random
Enlightened on the mysteries of the world. one would think everything becomes easier... but naaa mehn... still have to learn... got to b learned...
Enlightened on the mysteries of the world. one would think everything becomes easier... but naaa mehn... still have to learn... got to b learned...